The 30 Day shred is the longest 30 days ever!!

This is Jillian Michaels:

This is the 30 Day Shred Workout:

This is Jillian Michaels on crack:

Wait! you say; that's still the 30 Day Shred! Yes, which means JILLIAN IS ON CRACK IN THE 30 DAY SHRED. Seriously, I wake up every morning dreading the 25-30 minutes I will be spending with her. It's when you hated the popular girl in school. You wanted to be her so bad that you would have punched her in the face if ever given the opportunity. That's how I feel when Jillian says things like "this is replacing hours of phoning it in at the gym!" or "that is fear leaving the body" or "if she (my supermodel workout queen helper) can do it, you can too!"

So, if I'm not "shredded" in 30 days, I'm going to hunt her down, and....wipe that smirk off her muscular face. All while I stare enviously at her beautifully toned abs.

I'm on day 10. Pray for me.